Boosting Trade with Japan - at CXR's Expense

Seen this? Why not?

Ship them homies out to serve their term in Fuchu and America will be squeaky clean again!

New MacBook Features Scam Detect Auto Lock and Data Shred

You've heard of it on the news - person working on his laptop in a coffee shop, gets distracted, goons grab it - while it's unlocked - and, they even have access to his data and accounts - probably more valuable than the piece itself.

Fear no more. The sensor interface group working day and night at Cupertino under the watchful tutelage of Marty G has cooked up the perfect solution :

While you work, so do the cameras - both of them, and the brains.

First, it figures out your in a public place. Plug in Man, plug in, so I have juice to keep you safe, it screams.

You do, and now, using the engine developed by NSO and Mossad and the guys acquired from Primesense, it keeps watch - there are tell-tale signs that the bums coming in aren't looking for a caffeine-hit. No sir!

If your Mac now sees that your eyes have left the screen - guess what? - auto-lock. And, if you then don't log back in within 30 minutes - data shred! That's a factory-reset mate! Your data is safe! You are safe! What would Ross Ulbricht not give for this?