Better Emergency Radio

You know those ones that make good gifts at holiday time? No batter required - you just crank it. How about one that can also receive crime alerts. So, if there's been a crime in your zip-code, you'll get something blinking and you can listen to a sound bite. Maybe this is more complicated than just a receiver, but I think it's a worthwhile thing for the population to have. The number one problem in the world is crime and injustice. If we make overpopulation (overcopulation) a crime as well, then we just have one problem to solve.